Top 9 dangerous words from women

If you get any of these from women, beware or you’re doomed.

1. FINE – this word women use to end an arguement when they are right and you need to SHUT UP.

2. FIVE MINUTES – if she getting dressed, this means HALF AN HOUR. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given time to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING – this is the calm before the storm. This means something and YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR TOES.

4. GO AHEAD – this is a DARE, not permission. DO NOT DO IT.

5. LOUD SIGH – this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she’s wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

6. THAT’S OKAY – this means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for her mistake.

7. WHATEVER – is a woman’s way of saying F#CK YOU!

8. THANKS – a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION OR FAINT. Just say you’re welcome.

9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT – means there’s something a woman has told a man to do several times but in now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, ” What’s wrong? “

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One Response to “Top 9 dangerous words from women”

  1. deka Says:

    haha!!! you nailed it

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